April 12th
COTLI: Superhero Spring 2018 

The world is once again in peril - but it has never been as imperiled as this! Perhaps you'll be able to find a new, purple titanic ally to help you for this mighty battle? Superheroes, assemble!

Superhero Spring 2018 runs until Tuesday, April 24th at Noon PDT. For more information, check out the How to Play / FAQ in-game!

New Tier 3 Crusader: Thoonoose

Thoonoose is no stranger to doing damage with his enormous golden gauntlet. He is an almost titanic damage dealer, and a badass blue-clad purple alien to boot!

Crusaders Return

If you haven't collected them already, you can unlock our Tier One Crusaders Metal Soldierette and Bat Billionaire by completing the respective Tier One objectives. Then, you can collect the Tier Two Crusaders, Arachno Buddy and Foresight, by completing the first two Tier Two objectives!

Five New Tier 3 Objectives!

  • Recruit Thoonoose | Thoonoose takes up a slot in the formation. Every 15 seconds he snaps his fingers, killing a random Crusader. Reach area 500.

  • Fine, I'll Do It Myself | Only Thoonoose and alien Crusaders may be used. Thoonoose's DPS is increased by 5% every area, stacking multiplicatively. Crusaders adjacent to Thoonoose increase monster spawn speed by 25% each. Reach area 600.

  • Balanced | Half of the bench slots are disabled. Reach area 650.

  • Battle for Crusadia | Alien monsters attack the formation in addition to normal enemies. Occasionally Thoonoose's evil brother, Thinoose, attacks as well. Whenever Thinoose is spawned, all the Alien monsters move much, much faster and deal far, far more damage. Reach area 700.

  • After Credits Scene | Rex the Wrestler takes up a slot in the formation. He moves around every 25 areas and buffs global DPS by 100% for each Champion from the Gardeners of the Galaxy event in the formation. Reach area 750.

Help! Where’s the Loot?

Equipment for event Crusaders can be found in Superhero Spring Jeweled Chests, which you can earn from objectives and the free play or buy in the shop. Each non-recruitment objective will drop a chest for its given tier of Crusaders, and free play will drop all-tier chests. Gear for the Tier 2 and 3 Crusaders will only appear in all-tier chests once you've unlocked the respective Crusader. You can select the tier of chest you buy in the shop.

You'll have until Tuesday, April 24th at Noon PDT to complete Superhero Spring 2018!
April 9th
COTLI: New Tier 3 11th Objectives 

Today's update includes our first three Tier 3 11th Objectives! You must have completed all of each campaign's other Tier 3 Objectives, and the campaign's Tier 2 11th Objective, before you can attempt these incredibly-challenging new objectives. These first three objectives unlock special bonuses, including bonus idols in event free plays and a long-awaited increase to the e308 cap.

Since the e308 cap increase touches a lot of the game's code, if you notice anything out of the ordinary, please don't hesitate to report it — thanks!

World's Wake: Awaken the Dragon

Note: this objective requires that all T3 World's Wake objectives are complete in addition to the World's Wake T2 11th objectives.
  • A Knight takes up a slot in the formation.
  • A Dragon attacks the formation at random.
  • Each time the Dragon is killed, party DPS and Gold Find is permanently lowered by 5% (stacking multiplicatively).
  • Every 15 minutes, the Knight reduces the number of Dragon's debuff stacks by 10% (time warps count towards this time).
  • Reach area 1100
  • Reward: Unlock Bonus Idols in Event Free Plays

Descent Into Darkness: Corrupting Darkness

Note: this objective requires that all T3 Descent Into Darkness objectives are complete in addition to the Descent Into Darkness T2 11th objectives.
  • Every 15 seconds, a random Crusader is corrupted by the Darkness for 5 to 15 seconds.
  • All positive DPS effects from corrupted Crusaders become negative, and vice versa
  • Reach area 1200
  • Reward: Double Non-Bonus Idol Rewards

Ghostbeard's Greed: To Infinity and Beyond!

Note: this objective requires that all T3 Ghostbeard's Greed objectives are complete in addition to the Ghostbeard's Greed T2 11th objectives.
  • A rickety pirate rocket ship takes up a slot in the formation.
  • Every 200 kills the rocket blasts off, instantly killing all adjacent Crusaders.
  • The rocket moves around in the formation every 25 areas.
  • Reach area 1300
  • Reward: Maximum number cap raised to 1e400
April 6th
COTLI: Weekend Buff – Game Changer 

There's something in the air... Something's coming, and soon! Will it be good? Will it be bad? Spoilers: It will be good.



The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until Noon PST on Monday, April 9th at 12:00pm PDT.
  • Jim the Lumberjack - Sharpen Party ability +200%
  • Mister the Monkey - All Gold Found +200%
  • Pete the Carney - Bad Joke ability +200%
  • King Reginald IV - Royal Grail ability +200%
  • Biff the Magic Rabbit - Fan Club ability +200%


Check out these limited-time Changing Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for just the five Crusaders above!

(Only for previously-unlocked Crusaders)
March 30th
COTLI: Weekend Buff – Chocolate Pain 

In real life it doesn't usually hurt if you get hit by a small piece of flying chocolate. Well, this isn't real life, is it?



The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until Noon PDT on Monday, April 2nd.
  • Sasha the Fierce Warrior - Bulwark ability +200%
  • Baenarall, Angel of Hope - The Old Guard ability +200%
  • Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress - Loose Magic ability +200%
  • Dark Gryphon - All Crusader DPS +200%
  • Nate Dragon - All Gold Found +200%



Check out these limited-time Chocolate Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for just the five Crusaders above!

(Only for previously-unlocked Crusaders)
March 23rd
COTLI: Weekend Buff – The Great Hunt 

Normally yo have to go hunting for great buffs like this, but not this weekend! Push forward while you can, because they won't last forever!



The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until Noon PDT on Monday, March 26th.
  • RoboRabbit - Wind-Up-Bunny ability +200%
  • Emo Werewolf - Base DPS +400%
  • Khouri, the Witch Doctor - Koffee Potion ability +200%
  • Sarah, the Collector - Base DPS +400%
  • Alan the Archangel - Blinding Light ability +200%



Check out these limited-time Hunting Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for just the five Crusaders above!

(Only for previously-unlocked Crusaders)
March 22nd
COTLI: Nate's Candy Conundrum 2018 

It's happening again! The Crusaders have once again been pulled into a parallel universe overrun with hordes of demonic candy. It's 'eat or be eaten,' it's time for Nate's Candy Conundrum 2018!

Nate's Candy Conundrum 2018 event runs until Tuesday, April 3rd at Noon PDT. For more information, check out the How to Play /FAQ in-game!

New Tier 3 Crusader: Biff the Magic Rabbit

Well looky what we have here: Biff the Magic Rabbit is an AoE DPS who tosses massive carrots at enemies. He'll be the most muscular Magic Rabbit in your formation, we guarantee it!

Note: Biff is not smarter than your average magic rabbit.

Crusaders Return

If you haven't collected them already, you can unlock our Tier One Crusaders Alan the Archangel and RoboRabbit by completing the respective Tier One objectives. Then, you can collect the Tier Two Crusaders, Baenarall, Angel of Hope and Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress, by completing the first two Tier Two objectives!

Five New Tier 3 Objectives!

  • Recruit Biff the Magic Rabbit | Biff takes up a slot and disables the DPS of adjacent Crusaders with his massive intimidating muscles. Every 10 seconds a giant carrot drops from the sky, killing a random Crusader. Reach area 500.

  • Magical Companions | A magic dragon and a magic unicorn take up two slots. Every 15 seconds, a random Crusader who is adjacent to the Magic Dragon swaps places with a random Crusader who is adjacent to the Magic Unicorn. Reach area 600.

  • McFly! | Only Biff and the 20 original Crusaders can be used. A nerdy looking nerd named McFly takes up a slot in the formation and slowly disappears (turns transparent) over 30 seconds. If he completely disappears, you wipe and go back one area. Reach area 650.

  • Pow! Bam! Crash! | Every time a regular enemy is killed it spawns an exciting onomatopoeia monster. Reach area 700.

  • Egg Hunt | The Easter bunny takes up a slot in the formation and special Easter Egg enemies spawn. Each time a special Easter Egg is killed the Easter Bunny collects it. When he has found 5 eggs he randomly scrambles your formation and then starts counting from 0 again. Reach area 750.

Help! Where’s the Loot?

Equipment for event Crusaders can be found in Easter Jeweled Chests, which you can earn from objectives and the free play or buy in the shop. Each non-recruitment objective will drop a chest for its given tier of Crusaders, and free play will drop all-tier chests. Gear for the Tier 2 and 3 Crusaders will only appear in all-tier chests once you've unlocked the respective Crusader. You can select the tier of chest you buy in the shop.

You'll have until Tuesday, April 3rd at Noon PDT to complete the Nate's Candy Conundrum 2018!
March 16th
COTLI: Weekend Buff – Reaching New Heights 

The journey has been long and hard, but perhaps this weekend's buffs will take you to new heights! Push hard! Get those tier 3 objectives completed! You won't regret it!



The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until Noon PDT on Monday, March 19th.
  • Detective Kaine - All Gold Found +200%
  • Brogon, Prince of Dragons - Friends of Brogon ability +200%
  • The Bat Billionaire - All Crusader DPS +200%
  • Gloria, the Good Witch - Sparkle ability +200%
  • Saint Patroika - Divination ability +200%



Check out these limited-time Limitless Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for just the five Crusaders above!

(Only for previously-unlocked Crusaders)
March 9th
COTLI: Weekend Buff – Always Wear Green 

You don't want to get pinched, so don your greenest shirt and socks and make use of these awesome weekend buffs!



The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until Noon Pacific on Monday, March 12th.
  • Jason, Master of Shadows - All DPS +200%
  • Artaxes, the Lion - Roar! ability +200%
  • Snickette the Sneaky - Favorite Prey ability +200%
  • Gold Panda - All Gold Found +200%
  • Squiggles the Clown - Warming Up ability +200%



Check out these limited-time Green Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for just the five Crusaders above!

(Only for previously-unlocked Crusaders)
March 2nd
COTLI: Weekend Buff – Follow the Rainbow 

Need some helping finding the metaphorical pot o'gold at the end of a challenging objective? Perhaps these weekend buffs will help!



The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until Noon PST on Monday, March 5th.
  • Bush Whacker - Increases your Critical Click Chance by 6%
  • Kyle the Party Bro - Mosh Pit ability +200%
  • Larry the Leprechaun - Subtle Magics ability +200%
  • Prince Sal, the Merman - All Crusader DPS +200%
  • Thalia, the Thunder King - Storm Rider ability +200%



Check out these limited-time Rainbow Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for just the five Crusaders above!

(Only for previously-unlocked Crusaders)
March 1st
COTLI: Hermit's Premature Party 2018 

St. Patrick isn't the only saint on display in this year's Hermit's Premature Party event! Saint Patrokia, the Orc Nun, can be recruited as this year's new tier 3 event Crusader, after which her blessings will aid your party in conquering the four additional tier 3 objectives newly available. If you're not there yet, there are still four Crusaders from previous years to recruit, and six other objectives to challenge you. Good luck!

Hermit's Premature Party 2018 event runs until Tuesday, March 13th at Noon PDT. For more information, check out the How to Play /FAQ in-game!

New Tier 3 Crusader: Saint Patrokia

Saint Patrokia is a nun-like Orcish support Crusader who blesses nearby Crusaders and is empowered by other supernatural companions.

Crusaders Return

If you haven't collected them already, you can unlock our Tier One Crusaders Larry the Leprechaun and Kyle the Party Bro by completing the respective Tier One objectives. Then, you can collect the Tier Two Crusaders, Snickette the Sneaky and Squiggles the Clown, by completing the first two Tier Two objectives!

Five New Tier 3 Objectives!

  • Recruit Saint Patrokia | Saint Patrokia takes up the central slot in the formation. She debuffs ("Beneath Me") your party's DPS by 50% (multiplicative) for each non Supernatural/Orc Crusader in the formation. Reach area 500.

  • Quiet Devotion | Every 10 seconds, the DPS of your highest DPS Crusader is reduced by 100% for 30 seconds (a "Be Quiet!" debuff). Reach area 600.

  • Orc-sitting | Two drunken Orc Peasants, celebrating St. Patrick's Day, take up slots in the formation. Every 10 seconds they randomly apply a "Selfless" debuff to adjacent Crusaders who offers to help make sure they're going to get home alright. The debuff lasts for 20 seconds and disables the DPS of the affected Crusader. The Orcs move around the formation every 100 areas. Reach area 650.

  • Saintly Glory | Each monster killed grants a random Crusader one stack of "Glory," which increases their DPS by 20% (stacking additively). When a Crusader reaches 5 stacks, their Glory stack is replaced by an "Overcome by Glory" debuff, which disabled their DPS and Formation Abilities; during this time they cannot gain more Glory stacks. Glory stacks do not expire, but "Overcome by Glory" expires after 15 seconds, at which point they can earn more Glory. Reach area 700.

  • The Orcish Pantheon | An Orc god takes up the central slot in the formation and increases the damage of Orc Crusaders by 400%. Only Orc and Supernatural Crusaders may be used. Reach area 750.

Help! Where’s the Loot?

Equipment for event Crusaders can be found in St. Patrick's Silver and Jeweled Chests, which you can earn from objectives and the free play or buy in the shop. Each non-recruitment objective will drop a chest for its given tier of Crusaders, and free play will drop all-tier chests. Gear for the Tier 2 and 3 Crusaders will only appear in all-tier chests once you've unlocked the respective Crusader. You can select the tier of chest you buy in the shop.

You'll have until Tuesday, March 13th at Noon PDT to complete the St. Patrick's event!