April 1st, 2014
The Flight of the Bushes! 
Posted in Bush Whacker 2.

Breaking News:

Due to immense political, social, and economic pressure from center-leaning anti-whacking groups, we've been forced to remove Bush Whacking from Bush Whacker. Now, instead of being whacked, bushes will simply run away when you approach them. We hope you enjoy this new, completely real and permanent change to the game.

Post your outrage to the forums here.