June 7th
COTLI: Ready Player Two, Tier 4 

Starved for Rubies? Itching for something tougher than Tier 3? Look no further than this fresh batch of Tier 4 content for Ready Player Two! Eight new flavors of grueling goodness await you... if you're up for the challenge.

Ready Player Two Tier 4 Objectives

  • Couch Co-op — Every 15 seconds, a random Crusader in your formation is distracted by their cell phone for 10 seconds. Beat area 900.

  • No Items, Fox Only,... — If you don't beat an area or kill the fox within 30 seconds, you fail the area and are sent back one area. Does not apply to boss areas. Beat area 1000.

  • More Random Encounters — When killed, the randomly spawned boss mobs decrease your DPS by 75% for 60 seconds. Beat area 1000.

  • Glitch Out — Randomly spawned glitches reduce your DPS by 50% each while alive. Beat area 1000.

  • Video Game of Thrones — Quest requirements are quadrupled. Because you like waiting, right? Beat area 1000.

  • Tetris — Immovable stones appear in formation slots every 150 areas, blocking the affected slot. Beat area 1000.

  • Polkamans Go! — Evil trainers from Team Tedium spawn and attack your formation. Beat area 1050.

  • Acme Dark Souls — Anvils now drop every five seconds. Beat area 1050.

May 23rd
COTLI: New Tier 5 Talents 

I hope you've been saving up lots of idols, because Tier 5 Talents just appeared! These new talents will cost you literally tens of billions of idols to cap out, and also unlock new and exciting formation possibilities.

Have fun!

Features:

  • Added Tier 5 Talents.

  • (PC) Talent tooltip names are now an exciting gold color.

Fixes:

  • Minor text fixes.

  • Level up buttons now update properly when a hero's max level increases.
April 9th
COTLI: New Tier 3 11th Objectives 

Today's update includes our first three Tier 3 11th Objectives! You must have completed all of each campaign's other Tier 3 Objectives, and the campaign's Tier 2 11th Objective, before you can attempt these incredibly-challenging new objectives. These first three objectives unlock special bonuses, including bonus idols in event free plays and a long-awaited increase to the e308 cap.

Since the e308 cap increase touches a lot of the game's code, if you notice anything out of the ordinary, please don't hesitate to report it — thanks!

World's Wake: Awaken the Dragon

Note: this objective requires that all T3 World's Wake objectives are complete in addition to the World's Wake T2 11th objectives.
  • A Knight takes up a slot in the formation.
  • A Dragon attacks the formation at random.
  • Each time the Dragon is killed, party DPS and Gold Find is permanently lowered by 5% (stacking multiplicatively).
  • Every 15 minutes, the Knight reduces the number of Dragon's debuff stacks by 10% (time warps count towards this time).
  • Reach area 1100
  • Reward: Unlock Bonus Idols in Event Free Plays

Descent Into Darkness: Corrupting Darkness

Note: this objective requires that all T3 Descent Into Darkness objectives are complete in addition to the Descent Into Darkness T2 11th objectives.
  • Every 15 seconds, a random Crusader is corrupted by the Darkness for 5 to 15 seconds.
  • All positive DPS effects from corrupted Crusaders become negative, and vice versa
  • Reach area 1200
  • Reward: Double Non-Bonus Idol Rewards

Ghostbeard's Greed: To Infinity and Beyond!

Note: this objective requires that all T3 Ghostbeard's Greed objectives are complete in addition to the Ghostbeard's Greed T2 11th objectives.
  • A rickety pirate rocket ship takes up a slot in the formation.
  • Every 200 kills the rocket blasts off, instantly killing all adjacent Crusaders.
  • The rocket moves around in the formation every 25 areas.
  • Reach area 1300
  • Reward: Maximum number cap raised to 1e400
February 23rd
COTLI: Mischief at Mugwarts Tier 4 Objectives 

This week we're adding tier 4 objectives to Mischief at Mugwarts, and celebrating with a weekend promo themed around the magical campaign. Have you got what it takes to complete these challenging new objectives? Even if you don't, the buff is sure to help you this weekend with whatever objective you're on! Good luck!

Mischief at Mugwarts Tier 4 Objectives


Invisibility Cloak
  • The teachers disable adjacent crusaders' DPS.
  • Reach area 900

Broom Game
  • The broom game components move around in the formation every 100 areas.
  • Reach area 950

No Muggles Allowed
  • When the evil wizard is killed, he splits into 2 more evil wizards! Scary!
  • Reach area 950

Accio Monsters
  • All monsters now shoot magical ranged blasts at the formation.
  • Reach area 950

Teacher's Pet
  • Polymorphed Crusaders disable the DPS and formation abilities of adjacent Crusaders.
  • Reach area 1000

The Final Battle
  • Giant snake monsters spawn randomly and take a very long time to kill.
  • Reach area 1000

Fantastic Beasts
  • The magical beasts are now more dastardly.
  • Reach area 1000
January 11th
COTLI: Princess' Pool Party 2018 

Sick of the snow? Complaining about the cold? Weary of winter? Well, it's time to hop aboard the Princess' private jet and take part in the Princess' Pool Party event!

The Princess' Pool Party 2018 event runs until Tuesday, January 23nd at Noon PST. For more information, check out the How to Play /FAQ in-game!

New Tier 3 Crusader: Shenna the Centaur

Shenna the Centaur is an all-new DPS Crusader whose damage increases based on the number of female, human, and animal tags are in the party. The ideal formations being all animal Crusaders non-adjacent and all human female Crusaders adjacent, depending on gear.

Crusaders Return

If you haven't collected them already, you can unlock our Tier One Crusaders Pilot Pam and Queen Siri by completing the respective Tier One objectives. Then, you can collect the Tier Two Crusaders, Bernard the Bartender and Princess Val the Mermaid, by completing the first two Tier Two objectives!

Five New Tier 3 Objectives!

  • Recruit Shenna the Centaur | Shenna takes up a slot in the formation debuffs Crusaders in the following way: -25% global DPS (multiplicative) for each Human Crusader in the formation, -25% gold find (multiplicative) for each Animal Crusader in the formation, adjacent females have their DPS and Formation Abilities disabled. Reach area 500.

  • Buddies Only | Only female, human, and animal Crusaders are allowed. Reach area 600.

  • Party Crashers | A variety of sunburned and drunk party-goers attempt to crash your party, each with annoying abilities. Reach area 650.

  • Solar Eclipse | There's a solar eclipse happening in area 700! Every area it gets darker and darker as the moon slowly blocks out the sun. This effect reduce DPS, Gold Find, and Light Level as you progress. Reach area 700.

  • Limited Seating | Only seven Crusaders are allowed on the field at once. Reach area 750.

Help! Where’s the Loot?

Equipment for event Crusaders can be found in Pool Party Silver and Jeweled Chests, which you can earn from objectives and the free play or buy in the shop. Each non-recruitment objective will drop a chest for its given tier of Crusaders, and free play will drop all-tier chests. Gear for the Tier 2 and 3 Crusaders will only appear in all-tier chests once you've unlocked the respective Crusader. You can select the tier of chest you buy in the shop.

You'll have until Tuesday, January 23nd at Noon PST to complete Princess' Pool Party this season!
January 5th
COTLI: Tier 4 Grimm's Idle Tales! 

Today's update includes eight new ultra-challenging tier 4 objectives in the Grimm's Idle Tales campaign!

These new objectives add additional potholes to the already-treacherous tier 3 objectives, forcing you to go even further as well! To help you out with the dastardly adventures is this weekend's promo, A Grimm Adventure, which buffs five Crusaders and has a unique chest available. Good luck!

Grimm's Idle Tales Tier 4 Objectives


Not in Kansas Anymore
  • A wicked witch attacks the formation at random with different abilities.
  • Reach area 800

What Big Teeth You Have
  • Whenever a wolf is spawned, your gold find is reduced to 0 (and for a few seconds afterwards).
  • Reach area 850

Sleeping Beauty
  • A hunky prince attacks your formation, automatically killing any Crusader he reaches with his death kiss.
  • Reach area 850

Down the Rabbit Hole
  • The Card Minions are even more dastardly.
  • Reach area 900

Let It Go
  • The freezing cold slowly kills your formation over time.
  • Reach area 900

I Like Potatoes
  • Idols don't award bonus DPS or Gold Find, and Talents have no effect – only equipment remains.
  • Reach area 300

The Lion King
  • Several lion tamers spawn attempting to tame Artaxes, but he cannot be tamed.
  • Reach area 950

Holiday Hoopla
  • Jealous original Crusaders attack your formation with various annoying abilities.
  • Reach area 950
December 15th, 2017
COTLI: Ghostbeard's Greed Tier 4 Objectives 

Today's update includes seven new Tier 4 Objectives in the Ghostbeard's Greed campaign! These objectives will really test your mettle and push you to your limits. In addition to the new objectives and weekend buff that everyone has come to know and love, we've also updated the Golden Epic item available with purchases of jewelled chests, and expanded our flash sales to include more potential Golden Epic loot. Enjoy!

Ghostbeard's Greed Tier 4 Objective Updates


PAARRRfection
  • Every 15 seconds in non-boss areas, a random Crusader is killed by a falling meteor
  • Reach Area 800

Ms. Fizzle's Field Trip
  • The kids reduce the DPS of adjacent Crusaders by 50%. This effect stacks.
  • If any of the kids die, you fail the objective.
  • Reach Area 850

Guy's Night Out
  • Only the human male Crusaders are available
  • Reach Area 900

Beauties and the Beasts
  • Only female and non-human Crusaders are available
  • Reach Area 900

2,000 Levels For All
  • Crusader level costs increases super faster, but DPS remains the same
  • Get all Crusaders to level 2,000

X Marks the Spot
  • Gold Find bonus is reduced by 20% for each Crusader in the formation.
  • Reach Area 900

Cursed Treasure
  • All treasure chest monsters are cursed. While they're alive, and for a short period of time after they're killed, your gold find drops to 0.
  • Reach Area 950
December 1st, 2017
COTLI: Amusement Park of Doom T3 Objectives 

New Tier 3 Objectives

Amusement Park of Doom has some new Tier 3 Objectives! Luckily, we also have some weekend buffs this weekend to help you power through them...



Roller Coaster
  • Tier 3: The bottom of the tween (100% debuff) now lasts twice as long
  • Reach Area 800

Carousel
  • Tier 3: Slot 21+ Crusaders are now included in the rotation, all the way up to slot 28
  • Reach Area 800

Log Ride
  • Tier 3: Splashed Crusaders slowly regain their DPS over 15 seconds instead of gaining it back immediately
  • Reach Area 850

Ferris Wheel of Doom
  • Tier 3: Crusaders not adjacent to the Ferris Wheel do no DPS, but still have formation abilities enabled
  • The Ferris Wheel now rotates every 15 seconds instead of every 10
  • Reach Area 900

The House of Horrors
  • Tier 3: The effects are even more severe (even more enemies spawn, they get even bigger, etc.)
  • Reach Area 900

Mauled By Mascots
  • Tier 3: The mascots move much more quickly
  • Reach Area 950

Couples Day
  • Tier 3: Male Crusaders decrease the DPS of adjacent Male Crusaders by 100%, and same for Female Crusaders w/ adjacent Female Crusaders
  • Reach Area 1000
September 29th, 2017
New Update: Tier 2 11th Objectives! 

Today we're releasing a very exciting feature for those of you looking to earn more idols on your deeper runs. By completing the new Tier 2 11th Objectives in each campaign, you can unlock bonus idols drops in those campaigns' Free Play.

Bonus Idols drops cause bosses to sometimes drop bonus idols the first time they are killed in each run. Bonus Idols are claimed when you reset. Completing additional Tier 2 11th Objectives will increase the number of bonus idols dropped, in addition to unlocking the feature in that campaign's Free Play.



This update includes the first four campaigns' 11th Objectives. The remaining four will be released in an upcoming update. Enjoy!

But wait there's more! The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until 12 pm PDT on Monday 2nd October.

  • Jim the Lumberjack - Sharpen Party ability +200%
  • Karl the Kicker - Showoff ability +200%
  • Momma Kaine - Conductivity ability +200%
  • Sarah the Collector - Base DPS +400%
  • Eiralon, the Blood Mage - Support Support ability +200%



Also, check out the limited-time Dominating Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for the five Crusaders above!

(Please note: The chest will only contain gear for Karl, Momma Kaine and Eiralon if you've unlocked them. You can buy the Golden Epic for Eiralon and it will show up once you unlock him.)
August 18th, 2017
Update! New Tier 2 Objectives & Weekend Buff 

It's time to give you some more challenging content and today we launch 15 new Tier 2 objectives for both the Idols Through Time and Amusement Park of Doom campaigns.

For those of you who have just joined us, we should supply you with a quick recap! First of all, you're going to need to know more about Talents, so you should read this blog post. Once you're up to speed, you'll need to use your idols to buy the Tier 2 Talent Doing It Again in the Utility tree, and hey presto! Once you've beaten any Tier 1 objective, you'll now see the new Tier 2 objectives that are available.

Here's a preview of some of the new objectives:

Don't Blink


The Cherubs now move faster than before and you have to reach area 550.

Nostalgia Trip


Only the male Crusaders from the base 20 Crusaders are available for selection.

Ferris Wheel of Doom


Every time a Crusader gets moved by the Ferris Wheel, their formation abilities and DPS are disabled for 5 seconds as they reorient themselves.

Mauled By Mascots


Each mauling mascot spawned now reduces your global DPS by 50% multiplicatively.


These are just four of the 15 new Tier 2 objectives for both Idols Through Time and Amusement Park of Doom.

To help you through the tough new Tier 2 objectives, there's a weekend buff. The following Crusaders will get a buff this weekend starting from today until 12 pm PDT on Monday August 21st.

  • Warwick the Warlock - Curse of Weakness ability +200%
  • Jason, Master of Shadows - All DPS +200%
  • Khouri the Witch Doctor - Koffee Potion ability +200%
  • RoboSanta - Expensive Toys ability +200%
  • Gloria, the Good Witch - Sparkle ability +200%



Also, check out the limited-time Doomed Jeweled Chests that contain equipment for the five Crusaders above!

(Please note: The chest will only contain gear for Warwick, RoboSanta, and Gloria if you've unlocked them.)